A cabal is you!
The Erisian Cabal of Loathing is a non-prophet church, open to any who agree to be silly and confusing. Religious titles come and go; only those listed here are semi-permanent (unless you record it yourself).
The ECoL is slightly related to the Hermetic Order of Knights under Munich (HOKuM), but Membership in HOKuM requires proving in person that the applicant is a real human beng and not something else in disguise (like acabbage or rutebaga).
THE CHURCH HEIRARCHY:
Saint Fnordius: Episkopos and Polyfounder
St. Dumas: Patron saint of hula hoops and round things
OldJanitor: Pope Of the Broom Closet, Finder of Secrets in the Trash and Exquisitioner
maraM2449: Keeper of the Tickly Secrets and High Priestess of Cleavage
TankBoy: Sergeant at Arms and Lord Enforcer
More to come...